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The Originals

Here you will find all of the shirts that started it all!

Disclaimer: This is satire, please do not actually punch any clocks. Thank you. 

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You May All Go Texas

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Shirts Inspired By People and Things I Love

Just some shirts that remind me of my friends. If you think some are mean, try not taking them personally! 

Some shirts are heavy cotton, some are a blend, all are fun.